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Fang Fixer: The Canine Cavity Crusader

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SKU: FANGFIXER2000

Original price was: $29.99.Current price is: $14.99.

Fang Fixer 2000: Because Doggy Breath Shouldn’t Clear a Room

Is your furry friend’s breath so bad it could peel paint? Does your pooch’s smile make you want to invest in a gas mask? Say hello to the Fang Fixer 2000 – the revolutionary toothbrush that’ll turn your dog’s mouth from a biohazard zone into a minty fresh paradise!

Features That’ll Make Your Tail Wag:

  • Soft bristles: Gentle enough for your drama queen Chihuahua, tough enough for your slobbering Saint Bernard.
  • Ergonomic design: Because trying to brush a dog’s teeth shouldn’t look like you’re wrestling an alligator.

Why Your Dog Needs This More Than a New Chew Toy:

  1. Save on air fresheners: Your dog’s breath will be so fresh, you’ll want them to pant in your face.
  2. Impress at the dog park: Nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like a dog with pearly whites.
  3. **Avoid the “sneak attack”: No more unexpected whiffs of doggy halitosis when your pup decides to give you a surprise kiss.

How to Use (As If You Didn’t Know):

  1. Convince your dog this isn’t a torture device.
  2. Apply a dab of doggy toothpaste (sold separately, because we’re not made of money).
  3. Brush in circular motions while repeating, “Who’s a good boy/girl?” ad nauseam.
  4. Reward with treats, because bribery works wonders.
Don’t let your dog’s dental hygiene go to the dogs! Grab the Fang Fixer 2000 today and turn those gnarly gnashers into a set of chompers that’ll make even the Tooth Fairy jealous! Warning: May cause an unexpected increase in doggy kisses. We are not responsible for any resulting cuteness overload.
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