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Fang Fixer 2000: Because Doggy Breath Shouldn’t Clear a Room
Is your furry friend’s breath so bad it could peel paint? Does your pooch’s smile make you want to invest in a gas mask? Say hello to the Fang Fixer 2000 – the revolutionary toothbrush that’ll turn your dog’s mouth from a biohazard zone into a minty fresh paradise!
Features That’ll Make Your Tail Wag:
Soft bristles: Gentle enough for your drama queen Chihuahua, tough enough for your slobbering Saint Bernard.
Ergonomic design: Because trying to brush a dog’s teeth shouldn’t look like you’re wrestling an alligator.
Why Your Dog Needs This More Than a New Chew Toy:
Save on air fresheners: Your dog’s breath will be so fresh, you’ll want them to pant in your face.
Impress at the dog park: Nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like a dog with pearly whites.
**Avoid the “sneak attack”: No more unexpected whiffs of doggy halitosis when your pup decides to give you a surprise kiss.
How to Use (As If You Didn’t Know):
Convince your dog this isn’t a torture device.
Apply a dab of doggy toothpaste (sold separately, because we’re not made of money).
Brush in circular motions while repeating, “Who’s a good boy/girl?” ad nauseam.
Reward with treats, because bribery works wonders.
Don’t let your dog’s dental hygiene go to the dogs! Grab the Fang Fixer 2000 today and turn those gnarly gnashers into a set of chompers that’ll make even the Tooth Fairy jealous!Warning: May cause an unexpected increase in doggy kisses. We are not responsible for any resulting cuteness overload.