Fetch-O-Matic 3000: Because Your Arms Deserve a Break!

Features That’ll Make Your Tail Wag:

• 🎾 Three-Distance Wonder: Choose from 3m, 6m, or 9m throws. Perfect for tiny apartments, medium-sized yards, or when you want to launch that ball into the neighbor’s pool (we didn’t tell you that).
• 🔋 Rechargeable Power: No more AA battery hoarding! This bad boy juices up faster than your dog can say “squirrel!”
• 🐾 Paw-Proof Design: Built to withstand even the most slobbery of retrievers. Water-resistant? More like drool-resistant!
• 🧠 Smart Sensing: Detects balls every 10 seconds. It’s basically got a Ph.D. in Ballology.
• 👋 Human Labor Reduction: Up to 99% decrease in arm movement! (Warning: May cause extreme laziness and potential arm atrophy)

Why You Need This:

1. Multitasking Maven: Now you can “play fetch” while binge-watching your favorite show. Who said you can’t have it all?
2. Neighborhood Hero: Be the envy of every dog park with this high-tech toy. Watch as other pet parents struggle with their primitive “arms.”
3. Relationship Saver: No more arguments about whose turn it is to throw the ball. Let the machine be the bad guy!
4. Workout Wonder: Your dog gets exercise while you… well, you do you. We won’t judge.
5. Tennis Ball Launcher: Your dog thinks it’s a toy. You know it’s training for the Canine Olympics 2025.