Fur-bulous Spa-Brush 3000: Because Your Dog Deserves a Tail-Wagging Good Time!

What’s in the Doggy Bag? Everything but the Fire Hydrant!

• 🧼 A brush that thinks it’s a doggy spa treatment
• 💨 A steam function that’s hotter than the sidewalk in July
• 💆‍♀️ A massage feature to make your dog feel like the alpha of relaxation

Why Your Dog Needs This More Than You Need Coffee

1. Steam Clean Dreams: Turn your shedding nightmare into a steamy dream! Our brush uses the power of steam to deep clean and de-shed. It’s like a trip to the groomers, minus the car ride anxiety.
2. Massage Magic: Your dog works hard (at chasing squirrels and napping). Reward them with a massage that’ll have them wagging their tail faster than you can say “walkies!”
3. Brush Away the Ruff: Our specially designed bristles catch more hair than a Roomba on steroids. Say goodbye to fur-covered furniture and hello to a cleaner home!
4. Spray Away: With our one-touch spray function, you can mist your dog faster than they can shake after a bath. It’s like a tiny rain cloud, but your pup might actually enjoy this one.

Warning: Side Effects May Include

• Excessive tail wagging
• Uncontrollable happy zoomies
• Sudden increase in “good boy/girl” compliments
• You becoming the favorite human (sorry, mail carrier)

Perfect for:

• Dogs who think mud is a fashion statement
• Pups who believe shedding is an Olympic sport
• Dog owners tired of looking like they’re wearing a fur coat (when they’re not)